Mike Has MS
Bad Date
I was supposed to have a date today. This one turned out to be worthy of Sam. Now normally, I’m attracted to Latino men. This one seemed cool and his pictures online weren’t bad.
When he called me, I knew something wasn’t quite right. His English wasn’t all that good. When he got to the door, I realized that his pictures didn’t represent him well. As we got talking, I knew it wasn’t going to work. If, for no other reason, dude had three bottom teeth. I’m not making this up. He had three bottom teeth.
I can deal with a lot of things. My teeth are far from perfect, and I have a few gaps in my teeth. But still… Maybe this demonstrates I’m shallow. If that’s the case, then I’m guilty. A guy has to at least have decent teeth.
Decent teeth is a minimum and it’s not shallow at all. There are things that attract us to people and things that repulse us. Someone else might think he’s the hotness….but you don’t. Simple as that. Nto shallow, just you.
Posted by Ulli on 10/22 at 08:54 PMI agree. They dont have to be a Colgate poster child, but I require at least as many teeth as fingers and toes in my men.
Posted by on 10/23 at 07:40 PMDating is not for wussies. We’ve both proved that lately, huh?
Posted by Samantha on 10/23 at 11:21 PMYou slept with him anyway though, right?
Posted by on 10/24 at 09:52 AM